Thor's Thirst Mjolnir

Are you looking for seeking Strength and Power? Or are you just thirsty?

Regardless, introducing the only water bottle fit for a Norse god or goddess!!  Tired of mundane, cylindrical water bottles that lack both flair and the ability to summon lightning?  It's time to elevate your hydration game to epic proportions.

Features

1. Odin-Approved Material: Made from PETG plastic, this water bottle meets all food-grade standards. It's the nectar vessel worthy of any Asgardian feast!

2. Epic Capacity: Boasting a heroic 1.7L size, Thirst Mjölnir is your reliable sidekick for long journeys, outdoor escapades, or marathon gym sessions. Sip and conquer!

3. Kid-Friendly Dual-Purpose: With its rugged construction, not only is this bottle an ideal hydration tool, but it also doubles as a plaything for your little warriors. Fear not, its sturdy PETG plastic ensures that it can endure the toughest of youngling battles without a scratch.

4. Grip of the Gods: The elegantly patterned neck is designed for divine grip. Even in the heat of battle—or a hot yoga class—you'll find it easier to hold on to this gem.

5. Sleek Mouth Design: Tucked neatly beneath the intricately patterned neck, the sleek opening ensures every sip is a celestial event. Plus, its smart design makes for easy cleaning and refilling.

6. Aesthetic Allure: The Thirst Mjölnir isn't just another water bottle; its unique design is a feast for the eyes. From the patterned neck to the broad, easy-to-fill mouth, this bottle is a harmonious blend of form and function.

So, why be a mere mortal when you can hydrate like a hero? With its durability, style, and practicality, the Thirst Mjölnir is more than just a water bottle—it's a statement. Grab yours today and make every sip legendary! (Cape and lightning, sadly, not included.)